{"id":13422,"date":"2018-09-06T15:53:25","date_gmt":"2018-09-06T13:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/?p=13422"},"modified":"2018-09-06T17:01:43","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T15:01:43","slug":"deals-gott-die-frau-erschufenwhen-god-created-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/archives\/13422\/deals-gott-die-frau-erschufenwhen-god-created-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"When God created woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When God cre\u00adat\u00aded woman, he worked late on the sixth&nbsp;day.<\/p>\n<p>An angel came by and asked, \"Why spend so much time with&nbsp;her?\"<\/p>\n<p>The Lord answered. \"Have you seen all the spec\u00adi\u00adfi\u00adca\u00adtions I have to meet to shape&nbsp;her?\"<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>She has to func\u00adtion in all pos\u00adsi\u00adble situations.<\/li>\n<li>She has to be able to embrace sev\u00ader\u00adal chil\u00addren at the same&nbsp;time.<\/li>\n<li>Be capa\u00adble of a hug that can heal any\u00adthing from a crushed knee to a bro\u00adken&nbsp;heart.<\/li>\n<li>She has to do it all with only two&nbsp;hands.<\/li>\n<li>She heals her\u00adself when she is sick and can work 18 hours a&nbsp;day.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The angel was impressed: \"With only two hands \u2026 impos\u00adsi\u00adble! And this is the stan\u00addard&nbsp;model?\"<\/p>\n<p>The angel came clos\u00ader and touched the&nbsp;woman.<br>\n\"But you made her so soft,&nbsp;sir.\"<br>\n\"She's soft,\" said the&nbsp;Lord.<br>\n\"But I have made her strong. You can't imag\u00adine what she can endure and overcome.\"<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\"<\/span>Can she think?\" asked the&nbsp;angel\u2026<br>\nThe Lord answered, \"she can't just think, she can reflect and negotiate.\"<\/p>\n<p>The angel touched her cheeks\u2026<br>\n\"Lord, it seems that this cre\u00adation is leak\u00ading! You've placed too many bur\u00addens on&nbsp;her.\"<br>\n\"It's not leak\u00ading. These are tears\", the Lord cor\u00adrect\u00aded the&nbsp;angel.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\"<\/span>What's that for?\" asked the&nbsp;angel.<br>\nThe Lord said, \"Tears are her way of express\u00ading her grief, her doubts, her love, her lone\u00adli\u00adness, her sor\u00adrow and her&nbsp;pride.\"&nbsp;\u2026<\/p>\n<p>That made a big impres\u00adsion on the angel, \"Lord, you are a genius. You've thought of every\u00adthing. A woman is real\u00adly wonderful.\"<\/p>\n<p>The Lord said: \"Indeed she&nbsp;is.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>She has pow\u00ader that amazes a&nbsp;man.<\/li>\n<li>She can cope with prob\u00adlems and car\u00adry heavy&nbsp;loads.<\/li>\n<li>She holds hap\u00adpi\u00adness, love and opinions.<\/li>\n<li>She smiles when she wants to scream.<\/li>\n<li>She sings when she feels like cry\u00ading, cries when she is hap\u00adpy and laughs when she is afraid.<\/li>\n<li>She fights for what she believes in.<\/li>\n<li>Her love is unconditional.<\/li>\n<li>Her heart is bro\u00adken when a loved one or a friend dies, but she finds strength to go on living.\"<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The angel asked, \"So, she's a per\u00adfect&nbsp;being?\"<br>\nThe Lord replied: \"No. She only has one dis\u00adad\u00advan\u00adtage. She often for\u00adgets what she's&nbsp;worth\".<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When God cre\u00adat\u00aded woman, he worked late on the sixth&nbsp;day. An angel came by and asked, \"Why spend so much time with&nbsp;her?\" The Lord answered. \"Have you seen all the spec\u00adi\u00adfi\u00adca\u00adtions I have to meet to shape&nbsp;her?\" She has to <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">\u2026<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/archives\/13422\/deals-gott-die-frau-erschufenwhen-god-created-woman\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue reading&nbsp;\u2192<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"iawp_total_views":1915,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13422"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13427,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13422\/revisions\/13427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}