{"id":2484,"date":"2012-02-02T10:43:13","date_gmt":"2012-02-02T09:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heiniger-net.ch\/?p=2484"},"modified":"2012-02-02T10:43:13","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T09:43:13","slug":"ein-mann-hat-drei-freundinnen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/archives\/2484\/ein-mann-hat-drei-freundinnen\/","title":{"rendered":"Ein Mann hat drei Freundinnen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man is dat\u00ading three women and wants to decide which to mar\u00adry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watch\u00ades to see what she does with the&nbsp;money.<\/p>\n<p>The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fan\u00adcy beau\u00adty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys sev\u00ader\u00adal new out\u00adfits and dress\u00ades up very nice\u00adly for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attrac\u00adtive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.<\/p>\n<p>The sec\u00adond goes shop\u00adping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new giz\u00admos for his com\u00adput\u00ader, and some expen\u00adsive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the mon\u00adey on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.<\/p>\n<p>The third invests the mon\u00adey in the stock mar\u00adket. She earns sev\u00ader\u00adal times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and rein\u00advests the remain\u00adder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obvi\u00adous\u00adly, the man was impressed.<\/p>\n<p>The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the mon\u00adey, and then he mar\u00adried the one with the largest breasts.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>This sto\u00adry can be found on numer\u00adous sites on the web. I have no idea who the author is.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is dat\u00ading three women and wants to decide which to mar\u00adry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watch\u00ades to see what she does with the&nbsp;mon\u00adey. The first does <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">\u2026<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/archives\/2484\/ein-mann-hat-drei-freundinnen\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue reading&nbsp;\u2192<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"iawp_total_views":8,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}