{"id":2499,"date":"2012-02-06T12:06:33","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T11:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heiniger-net.ch\/?p=2499"},"modified":"2012-02-06T12:06:33","modified_gmt":"2012-02-06T11:06:33","slug":"die-besten-eheberater-kommen-aus-der-primarschule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/archives\/2499\/die-besten-eheberater-kommen-aus-der-primarschule\/","title":{"rendered":"Die besten Eheberater kommen aus der Primarschule"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"caps\">HOW<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">YOU<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DECIDE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">WHO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">TO<\/span>&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">MARRY<\/span>?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>You got to find some\u00adbody who likes the same stuff.&nbsp;Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you&nbsp;like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.<br>\n\u2014 Alan, age&nbsp;10<\/li>\n<li>No per\u00adson real\u00adly decides before they grow up who&nbsp;they\u2019re going to mar\u00adry. God decides it all way before,&nbsp;and you get to find out lat\u00ader who you\u2019re stuck&nbsp;with.<br>\n\u2014 Kirsten, age&nbsp;10<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"caps\">WHAT<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">IS<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">THE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">RIGHT<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">AGE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">TO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">GET<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">MARRIED<\/span>?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Twen\u00adty-three is the best age because you know&nbsp;the per\u00adson <span class=\"caps\">FOREVER<\/span> by&nbsp;then.<br>\n\u2014 Camille, age&nbsp;10<\/li>\n<li>No age is good to get mar\u00adried at. You got to&nbsp;be a fool to get married.<br>\n\u2014 Fred\u00addie, age 6 (very wise for his&nbsp;age)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span class=\"caps\">HOW<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">CAN<\/span> A <span class=\"caps\">STRANGER<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">TELL<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">IF<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">TWO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">PEOPLE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ARE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">MARRIED<\/span>?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>You might have to guess, based on whether they&nbsp;seem to be yelling at the same&nbsp;kids.<br>\n\u2014 Der\u00adrick, age&nbsp;8<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span class=\"caps\">WHAT<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">YOU<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">THINK<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">YOUR<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">MOM<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">AND<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DAD<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">HAVE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">IN<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">COMMON<\/span>?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Both don\u2019t want any more&nbsp;kids.<br>\n\u2014 Lori, age&nbsp;8<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span class=\"caps\">WHAT<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">MOST<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">PEOPLE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ON<\/span> A&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">DATE<\/span>?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Dates are for hav\u00ading fun, and peo\u00adple should&nbsp;use them to get to know each oth\u00ader. Even boys&nbsp;have some\u00adthing to say if you lis\u00adten long enough.<br>\n\u2014 Lyn\u00adnette, age 8 (isn\u2019t she a treasure)<\/li>\n<li>On the first date, they just tell each oth\u00ader&nbsp;lies and that usu\u00adal\u00adly gets them inter\u00adest\u00aded enough&nbsp;to go for a sec\u00adond&nbsp;date.<br>\n\u2014 Mar\u00adtin, age&nbsp;10<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span class=\"caps\">WHAT<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">WOULD<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">YOU<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ON<\/span> A <span class=\"caps\">FIRST<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DATE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">THAT<\/span>&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">WAS<\/span><br>\n<span class=\"caps\">TURNING<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">SOUR<\/span>?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I\u2019d run home and play dead. The next day I&nbsp;would call all the news\u00adpa\u00adpers and make sure&nbsp;they wrote about me in all the dead columns.<br>\n\u2014 Craig, age&nbsp;9<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span class=\"caps\">WHEN<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">IS<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">IT<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">OKAY<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">TO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">KISS<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">SOMEONE<\/span>?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>When they\u2019re rich.<br>\n\u2014 Pam, age&nbsp;7<\/li>\n<li>The law says you have to be eigh\u00adteen, so I&nbsp;would\u00adn\u2019t want to mess with&nbsp;that.<br>\n\u2014 Curt, age&nbsp;7!<\/li>\n<li>The rule goes like this: If you kiss some\u00adone,&nbsp;then you should mar\u00adry them and have kids with&nbsp;them. It\u2019s the right thing to&nbsp;do.<br>\n\u2014 Howard, age&nbsp;8<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span class=\"caps\">IS<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">IT<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">BETTER<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">TO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">BE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">SINGLE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">OR<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">MARRIED<\/span>?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>It\u2019s bet\u00adter for girls to be sin\u00adgle but not&nbsp;for boys. Boys need some\u00adone to clean up after&nbsp;them.<br>\n\u2014 Ani\u00adta, age 9 (bless you&nbsp;child)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span class=\"caps\">HOW<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">WOULD<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">THE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">WORLD<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">BE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DIFFERENT<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">IF<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">PEOPLE<\/span> DIDN\u2019T <span class=\"caps\">GET<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">MARRIED<\/span>?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,&nbsp;would\u00adn\u2019t&nbsp;there?<br>\n\u2014 Kelvin, age&nbsp;8<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And the #1 Favorite is.\u2026.\u2026<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"caps\">HOW<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">WOULD<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">YOU<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">MAKE<\/span> A <span class=\"caps\">MARRIAGE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">WORK<\/span>?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Tell your wife that she looks pret\u00adty, even if&nbsp;she looks like a&nbsp;truck.<br>\n\u2014 Ricky, age&nbsp;10<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; <span class=\"caps\">HOW<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">YOU<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DECIDE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">WHO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">TO<\/span>&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">MARRY<\/span>? You got to find some\u00adbody who likes the same stuff.&nbsp;Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you&nbsp;like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip com\u00ading. \u2014 Alan, age&nbsp;10 <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">\u2026<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/archives\/2499\/die-besten-eheberater-kommen-aus-der-primarschule\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue reading&nbsp;\u2192<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"iawp_total_views":2,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}