{"id":2633,"date":"2012-04-02T23:14:32","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T22:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heiniger-net.ch\/?p=2633"},"modified":"2012-04-02T23:14:32","modified_gmt":"2012-04-02T22:14:32","slug":"nicht-schlecht-aber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/archives\/2633\/nicht-schlecht-aber\/","title":{"rendered":"Nicht schlecht, aber\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

Q1<\/span>. In what bat\u00adtle did Napoleon die?
\nA. his last battle.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q2<\/span>. Where was the dec\u00adla\u00adra\u00adtion of inde\u00adpen\u00addence signed?
\nA. at the bot\u00adtom of the page.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q3<\/span>. Riv\u00ader Ravi flows in what state?
\nA. liq\u00aduid.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q4<\/span>. What is the main rea\u00adson for divorce?
\nA. mar\u00adriage.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q5<\/span>. What is the main rea\u00adson for failure?
\nA. exams.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q6<\/span>. What can you nev\u00ader eat for breakfast?
\nA. lunch or dinner.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q7<\/span>. What looks like half of an apple?
\nA. the oth\u00ader half.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q8<\/span>. If you dip a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
\nA. wet.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q9<\/span>. How can a man go 8 days with\u00adout sleeping?
\nA. no prob\u00adlem, he sleeps at night.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q10<\/span>. How can you lift an ele\u00adphant with only one hand?
\nA. you will nev\u00ader find an ele\u00adphant with only one hand.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q11<\/span>. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the oth\u00ader hand, what would you have?
\nA. very big hands.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q12<\/span>. If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
\nA. no time at all, the wall is already built.<\/em><\/p>\n

Q13<\/span>. How can you drop a raw egg on a con\u00adcrete floor with\u00adout crack\u00ading it?
\nA. Any way you want, con\u00adcrete floors are very hard to crack!<\/em><\/p>\n

\n

This \u201ctest\u201d has made the tour of the inter\u00adnet, e.g. here<\/a> or here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Q1<\/span>. In what bat\u00adtle did Napoleon die? A. his last bat\u00adtle. Q2<\/span>. Where was the dec\u00adla\u00adra\u00adtion of inde\u00adpen\u00addence signed? A. at the bot\u00adtom of the page. Q3<\/span>. Riv\u00ader Ravi flows in what state? A. liq\u00aduid. Q4<\/span>. What is the main rea\u00adson for \u2026<\/span> Con\u00adtin\u00adue reading \u2192<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"iawp_total_views":6,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}