{"id":776,"date":"2008-12-18T08:35:59","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T07:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heiniger-net.ch\/de\/?p=776"},"modified":"2008-12-18T08:35:59","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T07:35:59","slug":"die-kalorienregeln-zu-weihnachten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/archives\/776\/die-kalorienregeln-zu-weihnachten\/","title":{"rendered":"Die Kalorienregeln zu Weihnachten"},"content":{"rendered":"

Since christ\u00admas is approach\u00ading quick\u00adly, it is impor\u00adtant to remem\u00adber the calo\u00adry rules (please print out and attach to the door of your refrigerator):<\/p>\n

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  1. If you eat some\u00adthing and nobody sees it, it has no calories. <\/li>\n
  2. If you drink a Diet Lemon\u00adade and with it you eat a choco\u00adlate bar, the calo\u00adries in the choco\u00adlate will be elim\u00adi\u00adnat\u00aded by Diet Lemonade. <\/li>\n
  3. If you eat togeth\u00ader with oth\u00aders, only those calo\u00adries that you eat more than the oth\u00aders count. <\/li>\n
  4. Food that is tak\u00aden for med\u00adical pur\u00adpos\u00ades (hot choco\u00adlate, red wine, cognac) NEVER<\/span> counts. <\/li>\n
  5. Feed your friends. The slim\u00admer you look yourself. <\/li>\n
  6. Food which is con\u00adsumed as a part of enter\u00adtain\u00adment (pop\u00adcorn, peanuts, lemon\u00adade, choco\u00adlate, sweets), for exam\u00adple when watch\u00ading videos or lis\u00adten\u00ading to music, does not con\u00adtain calo\u00adries because it is not con\u00adsumed as food but as part of the entertainment. <\/li>\n
  7. Cook\u00adies and cakes do not con\u00adtain calo\u00adries if they are bro\u00adken into small pieces and eat\u00aden piece by piece. The fat vapor\u00adizes when the cook\u00adies are bro\u00adken up. <\/li>\n
  8. Every\u00adthing that is licked from knives, pots or spoons dur\u00ading food prepa\u00adra\u00adtion does not con\u00adtain calo\u00adries because it is part of the food preparation. <\/li>\n
  9. Food of the same col\u00ador (e.g. toma\u00adtoes and straw\u00adber\u00adry jam, mush\u00adrooms and white choco\u00adlate) has the same con\u00adtent of calories. <\/li>\n
  10. Frozen food does not con\u00adtain calo\u00adries because calo\u00adries are a mea\u00adsure of heat. <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Definition:<\/h3>\n

    Calo\u00adries are small ani\u00admals liv\u00ading in the wardrobe and sewing your clothes tighter at night.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    (Found on talkaboutusa.com<\/a>)<\/p><\/div>\n

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    Since christ\u00admas is approach\u00ading quick\u00adly, it is impor\u00adtant to remem\u00adber the calo\u00adry rules (please print out and attach to the door of your refrig\u00ader\u00ada\u00adtor): If you eat some\u00adthing and nobody sees it, it has no calo\u00adries.  If you drink a \u2026<\/span> Con\u00adtin\u00adue reading \u2192<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"iawp_total_views":4,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}