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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

  • You got to find some­body who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    — Alan, age 10
  • No per­son real­ly decides before they grow up who they’re going to mar­ry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out lat­er who you’re stuck with.
    — Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

  • Twen­ty-three is the best age because you know the per­son FOREVER by then.
    — Camille, age 10
  • No age is good to get mar­ried at. You got to be a fool to get married.
    — Fred­die, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

  • You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    — Der­rick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

  • Both don’t want any more kids.
    — Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

  • Dates are for hav­ing fun, and peo­ple should use them to get to know each oth­er. Even boys have some­thing to say if you lis­ten long enough.
    — Lyn­nette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
  • On the first date, they just tell each oth­er lies and that usu­al­ly gets them inter­est­ed enough to go for a sec­ond date.
    — Mar­tin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
TURNING SOUR?

  • I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the news­pa­pers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    — Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

  • When they’re rich.
    — Pam, age 7
  • The law says you have to be eigh­teen, so I would­n’t want to mess with that.
    — Curt, age 7!
  • The rule goes like this: If you kiss some­one, then you should mar­ry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
    — Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

  • It’s bet­ter for girls to be sin­gle but not for boys. Boys need some­one to clean up after them.
    — Ani­ta, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

  • There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, would­n’t there?
    — Kelvin, age 8

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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

  • Tell your wife that she looks pret­ty, even if she looks like a truck.
    — Ricky, age 10
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