Willkommen im Internet

No one here likes you.
We’re going to offend, insult, abuse, and belit­tle the liv­ing hell out of you. And when you rail against us with “FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!”, we smile to our­selves. We laugh at you because you don’t get it. Then we turn up the heat, hop­ing to draw more enter­tain­ment from your irra­tional fuming.

We will judge you, and we will find you unwor­thy. It is a tri­al by fire, and we won’t even think about turn­ing down the flames until you final­ly understand.

Some of you are smart enough to real­ize that, when you go online, it’s like enter­ing a for­eign coun­try … and you know bet­ter than to igno­rant­ly fuck with the locals. You take the time to lis­ten and think before speak­ing. You learn, and by learn­ing are glad­ly welcomed.

For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you — you get it, and are wel­comed into the fold.

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